Isn’t this a pretty picture? I didn’t take it.
When moving, try to alarm the movers with your box labels. This will help prevent them rifling through your possessions.
When turning tricks, it's best to come up with a euphemism that won't raise the suspicions of law enforcement.
To effectively thwart your child's nonsensical basketball dreams, make sure to hang the rim in a forested area.
If you're a UCLA student looking to troll your rivals, consider a career in television video captioning.